WHAT RHYMES WITH BITCH?

I am oddly calm. This deserves mention because normally, I and everyone else I know would not use the word “calm” to describe me. What’s up? No idea. But, I like it. I really like it. To make this new development even more interesting is that my anger, no rage, has disappeared. I’ll rephrase. Rage is no longer my driving emotion.
What the hell happened? Seriously? I wish I knew. As I can’t figure it out, I’m just rolling with it. Whatever this is, it’s